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WALL STREET ESCORT: My Clients Were Egomaniacs And Bad In Bed
Alex Belanger at BuzzFeed—who previously brought us the tale of the married Wall Streeter who didn't feel guilty about paying girls to sleep with him—has another tell-all confession of an escort that...
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Find Out If Your Banker Spouse Is Cheating On You By Using Financial Records
It's a sad fact of life that not everyone's faithful in their marriage. It's not easy to catch someone in the act, but you can do some old-school sleuthing to figure it out. You don't have to follow...
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Bank Analysts Are Passing Around This Hilarious Spreadsheet That Calculates...
We all know about bankers' affinity for spreadsheets—they use them at work, they use them to evaluate potential dates, etc etc. But we were pretty amused when we received this spreadsheet that...
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The Most Badass Banker On Wall Street Is A 3rd Generation Marine And Three...
If you know anyone on Wall Street more badass than Owen West, please let us know. Until then, from what we've read, we're fairly certain that West, a managing director at Goldman Sachs, takes the...
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A GIRLFRIEND SPILLS: Here's What It's Like Living With My Neurotic Banker...
A crazy dating story is always entertaining, but here at Clusterstock we abide by the mantra that the best stories of ridiculous love come from dating bankers. A young woman who wanted to remain...
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL BANKERS AND POLITICIANS: Watch Out For...
When we left the famed 'Power Breakfast' at the Loews Regency Hotel this morning, we bumped into these two Huffington Post journalists sitting on a ledge outside. The duo, Hunter Stuart and Adam...
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The Search For Wall Street's Most Eligible Bachelors/Bachelorettes Is Still On
The finance world is basically marketplace swarming with bachelors and bachelorettes. And here at Clusterstock we're taking nominations for our first-ever Wall Street's most eligible...
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Supermodel Elle Macpherson Has A New Hot-Shot Banker Beau
Supermodel Elle Macpherson is currently off the market. After breaking up with her real-estate developer boyfriend Jeff Soffer earlier this year, the gorgeous Australian native has now moved on to...
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Bruce Springsteen Went On An Anti-Banker Rant At His Massive Concert in Berlin
BERLIN (Reuters) - Rocker Bruce Springsteen touched on a nerve of widespread discontent with the financiers and bankers at a Berlin concert on Wednesday, railing against them as "greedy thieves" and...
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The Safra Dynasty: The Mysterious Family Of The Richest Banker In The World
Joseph Safra is the richest banker in the world, according to Forbes. And, incidentally, the name Safra means yellow, or gold, in Arabic. Convenient. Especially since the illustrious family has had...
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Katie Couric Is Dating A New Mystery Man Who Works In Finance
Television superstar Katie Couric, who is now a correspondent for ABC, is said to be dating a "mystery man, who works in finance," Page Six reports. According to the report, they are not officially...
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The Wall Street Decathlon Is Now Accepting Teams
Financial industry types are known for their competitive streak, so it's no surprise that the Wall Street Decathlon gets a lot of attention. In case you've missed out on the action, the Wall Street...
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This Surfer/Banker's Life Might Make You Want To Transfer To Sydney
Bankers in Sydney and Los Angeles are granted natural luxuries that you just don't have in NYC or London. Think: beaches — Los Angeles has the Santa Monica and Malibu, Sydney has the beautiful beaches...
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Hans Eysink Smeets has worked in the banking world for 20 years, and he tells us that the "financial service industry can learn a lot from porn." Smeets, who just published a new book titled Porn For...
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Psychologist To Young Wall Streeters — 'You're Getting Screwed'
From the beginning of their careers, Wall Streeters know that they're heading into a job that can take a toll on them physically. Think: days spent in front of a computer, little sleep, bad diets......
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South Korea's Banking Sector Is Falling Apart, And Bankers Are Killing...
Something is seriously wrong in South Korea's banking sector — with the people and the numbers. South Korean regulators have unveiled corrupt and illegal financial practices used by bankers to prop up...
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Check Out Life As A Banker In Moscow, Where Firms Are Hiring Like Crazy
Against all odds (and by odds we really mean communist roots) Russia's become something of a hiring mecca for investment bankers in recent months. Financial News reported last week that both domestic...
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Hey Bankers, Here's Why You Should Ask To Transfer To Sydney
Bankers in Sydney live a life much different than their clients and colleagues in New York and London. Sydney's warm weather and close proximity to spectacular beaches allows for bankers to have a...
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ROUBINI: Break Up The Banks Or Hang Someone In The Streets
What can we do to prevent banking scandals? In a recent interview, Bloomberg's Caroline Connan asked Nouriel Roubini what he thought about the Barclays LIBOR rate-fixing scandal. Rather than...
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European Investment Bankers Should Keep Their Resumes Up To Date
Earlier today, Bloomberg reported that European banks will resort to cutting Jobs as they try to boost revenue per employee. The Centre fo Economics & Business Research Ltd. reported in May that...
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